I do have a response in mind:

"It is amazing to me that this post and many of the commenters here presume to know just exactly what God has designated as the final destination for Hugh Hefner's soul.  To me, presuming such things as a human being, and not in any way able to be intimately familiar with the exact methods and elements of what goes into God's decision as to where the final resting place of a human's soul would be, is utter and execrable hubris.  Hubris?  Yes.  A terrible pride you have in presuming to be able to know the mind of God so intimately.  That decision is God's, not yours.  You may well claim you all do not want Hugh Hefner's soul (nor anyone's soul) condemned to some mythical eternal place of torment, but honestly, you know you want it.  You want it bad.  Quit trying to fool yourselves and anybody else watching this post.  Your hatred of Mr. Hefner displayed through your condemnations is quite palpable."